He goes up the wall!
|What does a spider do when he gets angry?He goes up the wall!
Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Had too much Christmas cheer?
1. You know you have if you… notice your tie sticking out of your...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Celebrating an event
|An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Zoo Closed In Warsaw
I heard they closed the zoo in Warsaw. The duck died.