Red, Yellow, and Green!
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...
Guide To Parenthood
The String And Octopus Guide To Parenthood by Colin BowlesPreparation for parenthood is not...
Request before death
|A murderer, sitting in the electric chair, was about to be executed.”Have you any...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their...
You might be a redneck if…deer head
Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.