Main Vice President
|Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he...
In the courtroom…
A man is in court. The Judges says,”on the 3rd August you are accused...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Army vs. Marines!
Two Marines boarded a quick shuttle flight out of Dallas, headed for Houston.One sat...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
The blank tape
Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.The mime next...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Fred goes to a doctor and says, “Doc, I want to be castrated.” Doc...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
11 Signs of PMS
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You add chocolate chips to...