Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
The Blond and the Brunette.
There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.All of a sudden the...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...
Beware of IRS
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Some fun rules
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Elephant Fart
Q. Whats the difference between an elephants fart and a cocktail saloon?A. Ones a...
Did you hear about the blond?
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Definitions from Kids
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Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...