Never Lend Money
A husband leaves the house to go pick up dinner for he and his...
Playtonic relationship
A nosey neighbour remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment.”Mrs Smith, do you...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Redneck Morals
The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny...