Shorties
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get...
Why Name Penises
Why do men name their penises?Because they don’t like the idea of having a...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
HoHoHo
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshipper?He sold his soul to Santa!
Charlie left town.
In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.