A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
Obscene Phone Calls.
Dave was a bit of a nut who enjoyed making obscene phone calls.His biggest...
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance…
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Strategy
The middle aged secretary had never been married and had had enuff of work,...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...