Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Apologetic Spouse
Mrs. Riley, you say you divorced your husband 6 years ago, but you have...
A Time of Weakness
Rosemary had been divorced for a few years and was finding life very lonely....
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home…
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,”Please send me some food. All they...
Bras
Dad, can I ask you something?Sure! What about?You see, I’m already fourteen and…I think...
Interview with a Pirate!
The pirate Red Beard was being interviewed by a newspaper reporter who was looking...
If women don’t fool around, and men do…
If women don’t fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling...
OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!
A couple hobbled into a Washington (state) emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels....
New son-in-law
A very successful businessman had a meeting with his newson-in-law. “I love my daughter,...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...