The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
Church announcement bloopers!
15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...