Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
Flaming Airplane
Four guys were in an airplane, which was going down in flames. There were...
The Old Lady & the Cashier
A little old lady went to the grocery store & put the most expensive...
You’ve got mail
|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the...
How true it is.
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when...
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...
Redneck Poetry
The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists....