Christmas Present
Q. What does a black boy get for Christmas? A. Your Bike.
Barber Shop
A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if...
You might be a redneck if… possum
There is a stuffed ‘possum mounted anywhere in your home.
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
The Fight!
Kelly limps into his favorite pub…My god! What happened to you?” the bartender asked...
It’s croak-et!
|Whats a frogs favorite game?It’s croak-et!
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Where Am I!!!
A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...