Phone Sex With Yo Moms
Yo mamma’s so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got...
Universal excuse form.
The Universal Excuse Form is designed to get you out of the trouble that...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny…
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing...
Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
A priest and a lawyer are walking down…
A priest and a lawyer are walking down the street and seea small boy...
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...