Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
Quote on Monica
What did Clinton say when commenting on Monica?She has the whitest teeth I’ve ever...
yo mama so old… tits
Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
You Might Be An Internet Addict If…
You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
When you are young
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Poking in Church
A man who went to Church with his wife fell was always falling asleep...