women and small feet
Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Bending it further
The old man was saying to his doctor,”You know, Doc, when I was young,...
Andy is God\’s son
A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
The government cuts costs
|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...
Old Sailor
An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins.”How...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.