Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
Computer Illiteracy
1. Compaq is considering changing the command “Press Any Key” to “Press Return Key”...
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy…
Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame...
The real treasure
An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8...
How you made money
|A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night…
There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning...