Penile Operation
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Just Ducky!
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My Aunt
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Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
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The definition of sex
Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea’s college...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Girls are evil
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Laws of Household Physics
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