NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?
How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one....
Travel on the plane
|For two solid hours, the lady sitting next to a man on an airplane...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...