Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs…
A woman walks into a shop that sells very expensive Persian rugs. She looks...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...
Elephants VII
What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it…
Pest-by-Modem
Pest-by-Modem Here’s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to...