Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Restoring her youth!
After her fifth child, Lucy decided that she should have some cosmetic surgery “down...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
A use for Viagra
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. “How are you...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!