Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
YO MOMMA’S So OLD…
Yo Momma’s so old she got powderd milk in her boobs!
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
What’s in the bag?
|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing,...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...