Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
The Pope And Clinton
After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conferenceand announced that...
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Instrument flying guide for animal lovers
|Having detailed the concept of attitude control, there is another method which you may...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Signs and notices 02
On a ski lift in Taos, NM: ‘No jumping from the lift. Survivors will...