What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the…
What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame?Virgin...
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Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid…
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
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No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
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6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...