Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
New Lawyer
Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and...
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Frog Available
A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Stupid Questions?
Below are questions that people “actually asked” of Park Rangers around the country, proving...
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...