irish … light bulb joke
How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Very expensive Barbie Doll!
A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Don’t Step On The Ducks…
Three friends died and went to heaven. The first friend, Sarah, was the first...
cornflakes
Two twins returned home each with a letter from there teachers explaining they had...
make a glow worm happy
|How do you make a glow worm happy?Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life…
A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...