Blue Elephants
1. How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun.2. How...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Why did the chicken cross the road? — Sign of our times
Why did the chicken cross the road?BILL CLINTON: Let me say this one more...
So She Would Love You
Man says to God, “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says,...
Besides ,I Love You
Besides “I love you”, what three words does a wife want to hear most?”I’ll...
Strange new battles
|Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that...
Make up your mind.
This woman goes into a dentist’s office, after he is through examining her he...
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...