What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
A lying cheat
Dear Abby:My husband is a lying cheat. He tells me he loves me, but...
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
A staged wedding to bust dealers
|As supposedly reported on CNN:Undercover police, staging the wedding of “a drug kingpin’s daughter”,...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD
|I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
The new CIA agents
|Three men are going through CIA training, trying to become secret agents. They finally...