Yo Momma is so fat…….
Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the...
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
keep flies out of the kitchen
|How do you keep flies out of the kitchen?Put a pile of manure in...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Signs You’re Really Broke
American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course...
Bee jokes 01
|Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?A: Sting!Q: Who is the bees favorite pop...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Hunting Trip.
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the...