A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
Sleep well
Life Insurance Agent:Don’t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight,...
A great way to spend eternity
A couple were being given a guided tour of Pico da Bandeira, one of...
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The Best Excuse For Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a...
The animal’s warning
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There are no dogs allowed here
A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Blonde Convention
80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a “Blondes Are Not...
Rejected Hallmark Cards
Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter’s a hooker, and it spoiled your day… Look at...
Actual product instructions.
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