Harry and his wife are driving in the country…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
Ice Cubes
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in the blonde’s freezer? A: She forgot...
Baby Birds
You know that Storks bring babys of course. What kind of birddefinitely does not...
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
Human Resources Memo!
TO: All Employees FROM: Human ResourcesIt has been brought to management’s attention that some...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
What causes arthritis?
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seatnext to a...
General Kitchy Kitchy
Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...