Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
A historical example
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
My wife is pregnant
|A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
some scientific exploration
|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists. Core drilling samples of...