Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
Microsofties
Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10. 1 to...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Everything we need
A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the...
Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
The mime!
I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe...
Need the Eggs
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How...
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park…
A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he’s there,...
Bald Men
Why do bald men have holes in their trouser pockets? So they can runtheir...