3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
Both Golf
“Honey, I have a confession to make,” a guy told his bride. “I’m a...
Wrong Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did that appendectomy go?”"Appendectomy?” shrieks the other. “I...
Blonde House Fire
A blonde’s house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, “My house is...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...