Marry You
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?A: Tell her she’s pregnant.Q:...
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to…
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out...
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
yo mama so stupid.. juice
Yo’ mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!