Sex Change
This guy decides to get a sex change. So he goes to the doctors...
A strange kind of robbery
Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
10 reasons why it sucks to be a penis!
01. -You’ve got a hole in your head. 02. -Your master strangles you all...
Items from a teacher.
Thoughts from a school teacher:1. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...
Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Go Softly
Here lies my wife in earthy mould; when she lived did naught but scold....