Stinky Feet, Bad Breath
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night…
A bartender was getting ready to close for the night when arobber with a...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?
Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn’t explode when you...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Why did the cactus cross the road?
Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...