How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Steal little things
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
A Wish Comes True
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as...
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
Strongest Man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky