Things Dogs Must Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet.The garbage...
The talking dog
A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. “This is a talking...
No children yet
Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
Yo mama is so ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no...
Why are blond jokes so short?
|Why are blond jokes so short?So men can remember them!
Just idle conversation…
A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation.He...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...