You’re in big trouble
|John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window...
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
Silence
Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...
The burglar and the parrot
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlightaround, looking for...
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole…
A golfer hit his drive on the first hole 300 yardsright down the middle....
A blind pilot is flying this plane?
|I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...