Marines and the police
|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Crash Landing
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Do you have a solution?
|A patient came to his dentist with problems with his teeth.Patient: Doctor, I have...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Gift for a birthday
|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she...
Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...