Problems driving
|Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Funny Instruction Labels
These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods: On Sears hairdryer: Do not use...
Computer Users
Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert. Novice Users –...
A young lady had just visited her doctor…
A young lady had just visited her doctor and he informed her that she...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...
Bookworm
“For Heaven’s sake, Chris, why can’t you talk to me once in a while?”...
You be the Judge!
A man and his young wife were in divorce court, but the custody of...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...