Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Sho Is a Wonder
One day Rastus and Liza Jane were sitting at the bus stop when Rastus...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down…
A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down.The waiter, who is also...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
How did you break YOUR leg??
A lady went skiing and halfway down the hill had to go to the...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession…
An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:Man: Father, I...