U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18…
An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got...
Too much thinking…
Last year authorities in Montana discovered that a hermit had been living in an...
A little kid comes running into the backyard…
A little kid comes running into the backyard.He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....