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What do you call..
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Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Whats the definition of a perfect woman?
Whats the definition of a perfect woman ? a) Three feet tall with a...
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed...
Ups and Downs of Marriage
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Blonde’s memo to her boss
TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.