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“Johnny, where’s your homework?” Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
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Respectfully Cheating
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So you don not know Jack Schitt…
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Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
If Cray made toasters…
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