Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
A cure for atheism
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriendhad proposed but...
Black and White, and Red all over?
What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
A horse walks into a bar…
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: “So, why the long face?”
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Native American hears
|A family was visiting an Indian reservation when they happen upon an old tribesman...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Really Good Deed
This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates. He has to wait to be admitted,...