How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
Mens Endowments
God created Adam and informed him that he had given him a brain and...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
10 Husbands
TEN HUSBANDSA lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.On their wedding...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
A good student
It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
Pocket Drinker
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...