Being Offensive At A Wedding
Show up totally smashed. Be as obnoxious and unruly as possible.When the priest says...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...
Why are blonde jokes so short?
Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!
Signs and notices 11
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on an...
IN THE BAG
|A “tourist,” supposedly on a golf holiday, stood in line at the customs counter....
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM
TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It’s a FLAW, Dammit, not...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
How about 3 wishes.
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...