Marriage quotes 13
|There was a man who said, “I never knew what happiness was until I...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar…
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Bar Chatup
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting...
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her...
The General’s Temperature
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
Tampon
Q: What do a tampon and an Old Southern Debutant have in common?A: They’re...
Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his...
The bad news and the good news
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...