The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
How To Be A Man!
1. Don’t call, ever.2. Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
The great escape!
A brunette and a blonde were speeding down the street when they passed a...
Clothes make the person…?
What do you call a dead athiest?All dressed up and no place to go!
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
Revenge of the Blondes!
-Why do brunettes like their dark hair color? It doesn’t show the dirt.-Who makes...