Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
Macho Man
What is a more macho man?At the critical moment when he can’t get it...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Mistakes on a resume
|These are from actual resumes: “Personal: I’m married with 9 children. I don’t require...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...
A talking Frog
A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it...
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex?
What the best way to get a guy to stop smoking after sex? Fill...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.