Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?
Q: Why are cowgirls always bowlegged?A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on.
Computer Crashed
My computer crashed and died today And I thought, “oh well what the hey”...
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?
Q: Why don’t cannibals eat clowns?A: They taste funny!!
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!