It’s been nice gnawing you!
|What did the woodworm say to the chair?It’s been nice gnawing you!
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
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A love for material goods
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Top 10 Bumper Stickers!
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You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
New officer efficiency
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Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
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A fair warning
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