Short Guide To Religions
Taoism: Shit happens.Buddhism: If shit happens, it’s not really shit.Islam: If shit happens, it’s...
Capitalist and Socialist Hell
A young, ruthless executive died and went to hell. When he got there,he saw...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
An American woman and an Iranian woman…
An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
A change of style
Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One...
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman
Q: What’s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!