Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Pondering old age
|How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and...
Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
ABC’s
Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher:...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?