Where are you callin’ from
|Gallagher opened the morning newspaper and was dumbfounded to read in the obituary column...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE
|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next...
Casey and Riley
|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Wife helps out the cop
|A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
12 days of Christmas (Santa Cruz style)
THE TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS…. SANTA CRUZ STYLE…On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically...
Brrr Its Cold
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman. The next day his prick...